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Mad Libs Stories - The Best Of by Beloved Doll
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How to go to Sleep

If you have trouble falling asleep, you probably has a sticky mind. You must learn to relax so you will have a hairy mind.

First, drink a cup of hot gas and stretch out on a clumpy bed in a dry-rotted position. Then, breathe readily and think about something beautiful such as fat knees. Do not think about your ugly enemies. Concentrate on someone restful, such as Pam, who will make your mind more robust. Or count imaginary children jumping over a flashlight.

Follow these rules and you will fall into a rocky sleep the minute your cake hits the pillow.

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Title: Twelve
Category: Prose->Fiction->Comedy/Humour
Date: June 22, 2008 09:15:17 PM
From: Mad Libs Stories - The Best Of
Views: 498

Rating: 9.5 (2 votes)
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